Gnome On Pig Productions

Everyone needs a Gnome in the home!


Gnome On Pig Productions works with an elite grouping of authors, artisans and illustrators to achieve the common goal of success!

We are quickly expanding into an international business, reaching across the globe. We are gaining recognition for our high quality, awards and expanding products which include:   Books, unique shopping opportunities for products, and many other types of medium.  It is all here  for you to explore! 

Gnome On Pig Productions is based out of Orillia, Ontario, Canada, but has acquired talented authors, illustrators and artists from all over the world!

Come in and check us out!  You won't be disappointed!

Everyone needs a gnome in the home!

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Ratatsokr Don't Like Salsa


Aliens Don't Like Cheese

By:  A. M. Scott

Illustrated by:  Elizabeth Eichelberger

Genre: Children


These books are a part of the Mythical Creatures Don't Like Condiments series of children's books.


Ratatsokr are mythical woodland creatures of Norse mythology.  They protect the forest and it has been discovered that they don't like salsa.

Aliens don't like cheese!  This was discovered in 1947 when taking aliens out to lunch.

These adventures takes the imagination of childhood beyond the normal boundaries to be explored.  Only the first two books in a twelve book series by the author and illustrator surrounding the mythical creatures of our world and their dislike of condiments.

A fun book and a fun series that is being released in singles, pairs and anthologies over the next few years!


Dramatic Novella Coming Soon!

The First and Final Hours


Paul Weatherby

by: Fletcher Tanton


Sadly, Paul Weatherby was born with severe mental and physical disabilities.

In his sixteenth year a small blood vessel ruptures inside his head and he  suffers what is known as a Cerebral Vascular Accident.

Slowly, the intracranial pressure increases, claiming Paul's life, but no one in his family realize that this is happening.   

Something else happens, too. Something medically inexplicable. As the pressure builds so Paul becomes more and more aware of himself as a person.  Memories return.  Emotions surface. He experiences joy, love, anger and sadness. For the first time, he experiences LIFE.

Releasing in June 2017!


Serial Murders of Mars

by: Paul Boulet

Cover Reveal: Coming Soon!

Synopsis: Coming Soon!

Releasing in 2017!

Coming Soon!

Blame It on the Dwarf

by:  Barry Rosenberg

Genre: Dark Fantasy/Horror

Synopsis:  Coming Soon.

Releasing 2017


Pink Decisions

by: Matt Army

artwork by:  Nathaniel Purdy

Back Cover Caption

“This is the worst book ever”


“I like my poems cathartic, raw, and almost too real to read.

This is that kind of book.

These are those kinds of poems.” 


“Matthew, this isn’t very appropriate, but I like ”


“Peels back the layers and pulls from a deep well of experience.

Conflict and angst pulsate throughout.”


“Something about the fusion of visual art and writing as representative of the human experience and the duality of consciousness”


RELEASING Summer of 2017



by: Jon Wesick


Take a trip into worlds where werewolves turn into cuddly dogs and political correctness is a cynical right-wing plot. Or perhaps look for the answer to a question that haunts you.

Do your trips to the grocery store resemble military missions with snipers waiting in ambush behind the frozen peas? Perhaps you need to stand up and say what's on your mind before the very end. Take a look inside the mind of a writer that twists and turns like a roller coaster.

Here in Arugula and Other Stories you will find these stories and more. Open your mind and enjoy. There is so much more to experience and ponder.

Releasing June 23rd, 2017!


The Redemption of D.C. Hayes

by: Alexis Allinson

Genre: Dark Fantasy

Original Novella released in August 2012.  With the anticipation of being picked up by another publication house it was pulled from self publication.  As the deal fell through and the fans of the book wanted more, Alexis Allinson chose to take the time and rework the book into a full sized novel, adding 7 chapters to the story of her demi-god character.

With new cover art, a reworked story and so much more, The Redemption of D.C. Hayes will be finally re-releasing in 2017.

Synopsis:  Loki loves the chaos surrounding the birth of his grandson “Death Cub”. Unfortunately for the child, he is born as a full grown adult. To complicate matters, he is haunted by the apparition of a wolf that lays murdered in the woods.

D.C. finds himself running from a Garu pack who wants him dead for a crime he knows he has, or may commit. He can’t actually remember. There is only one issue…D.C. wants the time to redeem his soul for his sin before he dies.

How do you save yourself if you’re not sure you’re worth saving? D.C. is forced to seek a way to help himself before the inevitable execution that awaits him.

Limited Time Offer:

Download the original novella for a short time at: Amazon.com 

Re-Releasing Summer of 2017

Coming Soon!

Rataskor Don't Like Salsa

written by: A.M. Scott

illustrated by:  Elizabeth Eichelberger

The second book in the Mythical Creatures Don't Like Condiments series of children's literature.

These little creatures, Rataskor ( a kind of half squirrel and half bird) are said to inhabit the Norse woodlands, keeping the forest free of harm from humans.  One day, someone sees them and offers for them to try salsa.  It is discovered that they really don't like it at all.  Find out why through this fun tale.

Other released books in the series are:  Aliens Don't Like Cheese


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